I wasn’t there for the birth of my son, but I was there for the majority of his incubation period, and I used to make fun of the way his mom waddled as he grew bigger and bigger. Of course, I knew it was safe because I could outrun her if need be. Sometimes I worry that she’ll remember those days and make me pay when I least expect it, so now I always expect it.

I don’t get much sleep.

-Farva